Things that used to be kind of off-beat and unique but no longer are:
- Saying that the lyrics in Alanis Morissette’s “Ironic” are not actually ironic
- Watching the Golden Girls
- Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles in any capacity
- Listening to Miley Cyrus and talking about how much she rocks
- Moving to New Orleans
- Choosing to list just one example under every topic for your Facebook Profile
- Choosing to list just “Favorite Books” and no other category in your Facebook Profile
- Badmouthing any of the following: Wes Anderson films, the Shins, Kanye West sunglasses, Radiohead, drinking on weeknights
- Smoking Virginia Slims ironically
- Pictures of kittens and ducklings
